01. Open up my eager eyes, I'm Mr. Brightside.
Is Uhura still aboard? I certainly hope that she is. I'd hate to think that she'd left in my little absence. Exactly how long have I been gone?
Are any of my delightful little people still here? Rex? Erik? Snape? Narvin? I do hope that at least one or two of you still are around.
I'm sure we can all just go back to the beginning where you forget everything you've ever learned about me. After all, it's what the Barge does best, doesn't it?
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Still doing self-defense stuff?
Are any of my delightful little people still here? Rex? Erik? Snape? Narvin? I do hope that at least one or two of you still are around.
I'm sure we can all just go back to the beginning where you forget everything you've ever learned about me. After all, it's what the Barge does best, doesn't it?
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Still doing self-defense stuff?
You know what? Get everyone.
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Who are you?
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How far back have you read in public record?
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Gaheris. Or Rhade, whichever you prefer.
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So, darling, what are you in for, as they say?
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Apparently the most hated of all unforgivable transgressions, from what I've gathered from others. More cultures need to teach their children to expect such things.
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Don't worry, darling, no discrimination here from me.
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I'll try to represent my genes well.
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Or we'll loathe each other in three days. It is the Barge after all.
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How long have you been here for?
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So between eight and nine months? I've stopped caring. It's either don't care or [want to blow up the ship] go through some futile escape attempt.
I'm planning one, by the way. The dear Coordinator you mentioned is certain of it. I've been using games of chess and Go to communicate secret messages.
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Hmm. You're very trusting telling me this when you don't know me, darling.
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