01. Open up my eager eyes, I'm Mr. Brightside.

[seeyaduke]

Is Uhura still aboard? I certainly hope that she is. I'd hate to think that she'd left in my little absence. Exactly how long have I been gone?

Are any of my delightful little people still here? Rex? Erik? Snape? Narvin? I do hope that at least one or two of you still are around.

I'm sure we can all just go back to the beginning where you forget everything you've ever learned about me. After all, it's what the Barge does best, doesn't it?

[Private to Shego.]
Still doing self-defense stuff?

Comments

[Private]

[truth_is_cold]

Perhaps it is my own discrimination speaking but since arriving, I've found the women on board infinitely more tolerable than the majority of the men.

[Private]

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I find that sort of honesty refreshing, especially here.

How long have you been here for?

[Private]

[truth_is_cold]

I know the first flood- which I was thankfully spared from, involved some sort of Valentine's Day ordeal.

So between eight and nine months? I've stopped caring. It's either don't care or [want to blow up the ship] go through some futile escape attempt.

I'm planning one, by the way. The dear Coordinator you mentioned is certain of it. I've been using games of chess and Go to communicate secret messages.

[Private]

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

You must have arrived around the time I've left.

Hmm. You're very trusting telling me this when you don't know me, darling.

[Private]

[truth_is_cold]

Oh, but it's a foolproof plan. No one will ever foil it. [He will never stop being amused by this. Never.]

[Private]

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

Oh really? I can't count how many times I've heard that.

[Private]

[truth_is_cold]

Oh. Damn. I suppose I'll have to go back to playing games like someone not plotting malicious evil, shouldn't I?

[Private]

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

Probably, that way if you are plotting malicious evil then people don't expect it.

[Private]

[truth_is_cold]

Ah, well. There are other ways to make games more interesting.

Your brother must be happy to see you.

[Private]

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

I am all about ways to make things interesting.

And of course he is, why wouldn't he be? I'm wonderful.