2. Oh how droll.

[seeyaduke]

You know, it's pretty worrisome when the lights go out in the showers. You never know what' s waiting in the shadows. It seems familiar.

{Private video to Bertie]
Last time I was here, I was killed in the showers. Twice. It's scares me when things are like this. Can you ask the Admiral to give me a bathroom? I'm really worried about this.

[Lip wibble, and a haunted glance..]

[Private to Rex]
Okay, baby bro, you've been quiet for too long. Where are you?

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Private

[what_ho_jeeves]

[The lip wibble gets him every time.]

Why, that's horrible! A girl shouldn't have to be afraid to wash up. I'll request a private bath for you right away.

Private

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Bertie. I'm going to keep on trying to be good.

[Someday this will be considered too easy, but for now she's having too much fun with it.

Private

[what_ho_jeeves]

Right-o. So far you've been quite good, indeed. Not a single national monument destroyed since you've been here. Keep it up and we should have you graduated in no time.

Private

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

Here's hoping, Bertie.

Private--Later

[what_ho_jeeves]

What ho, Ana!

I asked the Admiral to give you a private tub, and he say he couldn't. I--OW OW OW OW!

[And the video image starts bouncing around madly as Bertie plays hot potato with his communicator. It doesn't occur to him to just drop it.]

Private--Later

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

Drop the journal, Bertie!

[There is a bit of 'you idiot' in her tone.]

Private--Later

[what_ho_jeeves]

What? OW! Oh, right.

[And the journal is flung over his head and across the room.]

Private--Later

[seeyaduke.livejournal.com]

[Oh Bertie, you're going to hurt yourself.]

Come find it and turn it off.